Friday Confessional

I need someone to teach me how to put the cute Glamazon Button at the top of Friday Confessional!!
Until then go to Glamazon and join in confessing!!

I am the meanest mom.

I really am!!

Not only do I not let any of my elementary kids have cell phones, but I
don't give them to my 14 year old or my 15 year old.

I'm so mean, I make all the kids share a cell phone.

When my sons grades got too low, I was mean enough to even take that one
away.

Actually, that made my daughter very happy because now she gets it.

I am so mean that I tell my kids I get to read all text messages on the
shared phone and they can't delete any.

I am so electronically impaired that I have to ask them how to spy on them.

Now that I know how to spy on them (because they showed me) I really don't
want to because the phone I got them is so old and hard to use.

I still let them think I'm spying on them.

That's how mean I am.

They also don't do Facebook.

I am Facebook friends with a lot of their friends.

It makes me happy to see who they are hanging out with.

And I get to spy hear all the comments made about them.

Yesterday, I was especially mean.

I made my boys go to karate even when they said they were too tired.

And I made my son wear his shoes

Then I was told that he knows people who have a live Christmas trees.

We have a fake.

Then the meanest thing I did yesterday was to my toddler.  You would think I
ate his cookie or broke his toy.

I was so mean my five year old asked what was wrong.

I was so mean and I made him cry so hard the little old lady at the store stopped to talk to him and ask what was wrong.

What did I do that was so mean and cruel to this sweet innocent little
angel?

I didn't let him play in the public toilet water!!!

I know!!!

I'm sure we will have to pay for therapy or maybe he will just grow up and
buy himself a pet monkey and live in his own amusement park.

In any case, I just hope my kids grow up to be just as mean as me.

Because then I'll be Grandma
And I'll be a really nice Grandma!!!