I’m so excited to finally have a blog so I can join in on Friday confessional!! My mind is littered with so many deep dark secrets that I really need to confess to the world. Really I might be the only person who finds me funny. If you really want a great laugh you should go read Glamazon she is guaranteed to make you laugh.
I am on a diet.
So I say I’m changing my eating habits.
But everyone knows it’s really a diet.
I have found something to replace the munching of unhealthy food.
Chewable Vitamin C.
Yep, that’s right. I am now addicted to Chewable Vitamin C.
My son has already researched how many I’m supposed to have a day.
And what happens when I have too many.
He reminds me whenever he see’s me eat one … or three.
So I just don’t eat them in front of him.
One of the most obvious side effects of Vitamin C overdose is rocky mountain quick step.
That’s what my dad calls hyperactive bowl issues.
Really rocky mountain quick step only helps me with the weight loss.
So I don’t view that as a negative side effect.
Although, kidney stones is a bummer
So I’m trying to overcome my addiction.
Until I’ve conquered my addiction, at least, I don’t have to worry about getting sick.
I was so excited to do Friday Confessions, I wrote this on Tuesday.
I got strep throat, a Staph infection, and a head cold on Thursday.
So much for not getting sick.
Hahaha, that was awesome! Love the rocky mountain quickstep :) and diets suck. Period. Get feeling better!
ReplyDeletei find you very funny. i love your enthusiasm for the Friday Confessional. i really enjoy it too.
ReplyDeleteboo on getting sick, feel better.
I've got the nasty sickness too. It's lame to be the mom and get sick. I had an addiction to sunflower seeds. Then I looked at how much saturated fat they had, and the fact that I was eating like 3 x the serving size!! Grr, why can't there be a yummy snack that is good for you???
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking your Vitamin C is really just Tic Tacs seeings how well it worked in keeping you healthy! I hope you are feeling better!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha... etc. and sorry you're sick.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the term, "rocky mountain quick step"! You're funny! Looking forward to more posts!
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